Things I Know

So, I figure that a blog is a great place to share lessons that I have learned in life, for the benefit of others. I may be young still, but there are a few important things that I have learned so far, and that I live by:

1. You can NEVER pack enough underwear.
2. There is always a spider in the pool noodle.
3. Sunscreen.
4. The finale of your favorite TV show will be at least mildly disappointing.
5. Everything tastes better out of a glass.
6. The price-fixers on movies and gasoline are in a competition to see who can make their product so expensive that we will stop buying it. We never will.
7. Just unplug it and plug it back in.
8. The irate customer gets the free month of service.
9. Always carry band-aids, chapstick and hair ties.
10. There's no such thing as a free umbrella.