Things I Know

So, I figure that a blog is a great place to share lessons that I have learned in life, for the benefit of others. I may be young still, but there are a few important things that I have learned so far, and that I live by:

1. You can NEVER pack enough underwear.
2. There is always a spider in the pool noodle.
3. Sunscreen.
4. The finale of your favorite TV show will be at least mildly disappointing.
5. Everything tastes better out of a glass.
6. The price-fixers on movies and gasoline are in a competition to see who can make their product so expensive that we will stop buying it. We never will.
7. Just unplug it and plug it back in.
8. The irate customer gets the free month of service.
9. Always carry band-aids, chapstick and hair ties.
10. There's no such thing as a free umbrella.

Funemployment

I think Steve's experience sums up well the realities of modern unemployment...set to song!

Speaking of Milk and Beer...

http://www.japanprobe.com/2007/01/31/milk-beer-bilk/

A Blog is Born from the Womb of Boredom

Milk and Beer. Things that don't go together at all, yet both are equally essential to life. You wouldn't put beer on your cereal. You wouldn't drink milk with your pizza (okay, I do, but people think I'm crazy). Let me rephrase, you wouldn't drink milk at a baseball game. I guess my point is, life is about knowing which one to drink and when. Choose wisely.

I decided to start a blog. I'll do my best to keep it from being self-absorbed and boring. People seem to like the things that I find on the internets, so I want a more efficient way to share than just posting to Facebook.

The Land of Milk & Beer. Tell your friends.