Complete with glitter.
I own and love a unicorn Pillow Pet®.
I call him Mr. Candyfloss.
I want to own these more than you know:
To wear together, of course.
Do my friends make lewd comments about horn envy? Yes.
Do people think it's crazy for a grown ass woman to like unicorns? Yes.
Do most people assume it's an ironic affectation? Yes.
But people, today I declare: I LOVE UNICORNS!
Unicorns bring back girly youth and all the sparkle and purple and Disney magic of it all. People, hold on to princesses and dinosaurs and wizards and unicorns. Why not? Who cares! Let them pry it from your glitter-covered fist!
Batman is riding a unicorn. I win.
UPDATE:
My cousin at sent me this, and it's too good not to include:
